After 10 years and a whopping 13 books, Charlaine Harris last week released the final novel in the long-running Sookie Stackhouse series, the literary impetus for hit HBO show True Blood. People always ask me if they should bother reading these books, and the answer is: Do you like absurd plots and a murder-to-novel ratio of approximately Do you enjoy a narration style that feels only a few degrees shy of a fifth-grade diary? Do you like sexy vampires? If the answer to any of the above is yes, then by all means, read the Sookie books. They fall in love, a love that lasts through roughly six other attempted murders. Also a maenad-induced orgy.

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Mon Jul 9, This puts Eric, Sookie, Alcide, and Bill on the hunt for Russell, Lafayette stomps some shade-throwing saints, and Tara has maybe the tiniest flicker of a smile cross her face. It also puts Jason in a He-Man onesie. That guy is everywhere lately was the long-awaited return of Russell Edgington. Those waiting to see Sookie and Alcide get it on are going to have to wait a bit longer thanks to one too many Orange Marzipans, but at least we got to see some skin.

Sookie is even adorable when she hurls.

Sep 13,  · I think sookie should have played along with bill. have eric, pam, and sophie ann killed and then kill bill. that way she will have eliminated all the vampires that know of her fairyness. i am sick of everybody wanting sookie to hook up with these creepy vampires. tara is correct that they are monsters. bill should never be forgiven for having.

Then again you might be on the fence or still unsure whether you really enjoy them or want to avoid them. Or you might not have even tried them at all. If you remember my earlier posts way back when my blog was still a baby I use to do entire blogs on random topics… usually sexually gay orientated topics lol ;. In fact those are still some of my most visited blogs today.

Uncut blog made it huge! That was actually harder to word than I thought it would be haha but yea just look at the pics throughout the blog… quite easy to get the idea: Not sure… I guess I first discovered what they were like many other gay men out there…. So when I saw it in porn I thought… wtf! Fuck I wanna try it. Most porn out there use those obvious fake sets with toilet cubicles or worse but hell they still get the job done hahaha.

Damn when I watch them I gotta admit my cock reacts immediately. The men are still a pretty important factor —with or without a glory hole ;. Some of them get me so hot, and they all seem to be so good at sucking dick.

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Sookie unamnesiacs Eric with her fairy powers and decides she loves Bill more for absolutely all the wrong reasons. Bill makes the dangerous split from Nan and the AVL breaking the ban on vamp on human violence. Inside Moon Goddess Marnie laughs off the Vamps with automatic weapons grossly miming and being entirely disgusting and cocky. I think this inspires Marnie a little to act a little bit too literally. When an extra named Casey begins to freak out, Marnie promises they can leave whenever they want, shows them the door and tosses a knife on the floor for escapees to defend themselves with.

Eyes roll all over the room.

Sookie, Jason, Andy, Alcide, and Sam followed the girl to the address listed on her driver’s license, and received the shock of a lifetime when her entire town was deserted, completely ravaged by.

Will these opposites be able to communicate with each other in the search for truth and true love? Flesh and Bones TV Show parodied: Charlaine Harris owns the SVM characters. Sookie POV I stood in the doorway with my mouth open. Bill was seated at his desk with that bimbo secretary, Lorena, that he used to date, straddling his lap.

They were tangled up together, kissing. Then I realized I didn’t care to know. Slamming the door, I went back to my own office and locked my door behind me.

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On June 29, “True Blood” aired a scene that was so intrinsically “True Blood” in its very nature that “True Blood” itself, as we’ve always known it, ceased to exist. I might have hyperbolized that one a bit. But still, having Eric who is back, but with a twist and Jason who never left!

Best use of temporary tattoos: Forgive me, but even though I want Sookie to hook up with Eric now that she and Bill are on a break, I’m totally rooting for a rebound with Alcide. It’s obvious they.

Not creepy at all, actually a rather typical day in Bon Temps. Fortunately for us True Blood fans—and admirers of Joe Manganiello’s abs—the latest episode jumps right back into the action. Bon Temps has a long tradition of supernatural creatures. But recently for the last five seasons supernatural creatures are dropping like flies. But don’t fret, Deputy Jason Ryan Kwanten is on the case. He wants to find out just how far back these supernatural murders go.

Tonight we saw something we never knew we wanted to see: Jason in footed pajamas. She’s dressing the part, but has to learn the rules about drinking while on the job. Pam is such a stickler for the rules. Some sort of fire monster, an ifrit, is after the soldiers. Terry Todd Lowe and Scott Foley We’re sure his character has a name, but we only ever see the lovely Scott Foley were cursed by some dying lady that they neglected to save—actually they killed her and then burned all the bodies.

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This has become possible with the invention of a special drink—the eponymous TruBlood—developed as a safe means to replace human blood. Public opinions concerning vampire rights vary: The anti-vampire movement is also fueled by the fact that vampire blood is extremely addictive to humans and is known on the black market as the drug V.

As a result, there exist drainers—people who earn their living hunting down vampires and exploiting them for their blood. Lest you think that Humans Are Bastards , the vampire spokesmen are uniformly corrupt and secretly dine on human blood, as TruBlood tastes revolting—and is overpriced, to boot. Other supernatural creatures—such as shifters , were-animals , and fairies —also exist.

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November 29, at 1: DO your research and see what came out first!!! No movie or tv show is exactly like the book!!! September 18, at I think what a lot of people need to remember is that you cant always have an OMG! Im kinda glad that tara is gone, she was getting too whiny for me, but i hope she comes back like she use to be.

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Tara telepathically cooks up a plan with Sookie and before long, the gun is in Alcide’s hand. Cook comes barging in, but he’s quickly disposed of by Alcide. There was no mention that the bullets were silver, so I think it’s clear that shooting a werewolf in the head will kill it, regardless of the bullet material.

I remember standing in the elevator beside him, an older woman stood in front of us, though we barely noticed her. We were both practically humming with nervous anticipation, or maybe that was just my alcohol filled brain dying from the inside out? I had no idea at that point. All I knew was once the lady stepped out to her floor, Eric pinned me up against the elevator wall, his hands in my hair, his mouth on my mouth while I was merely on the receiving end of one very toe curling kiss. Before I knew it, we were outside his hotel room door as he struggled to get the old-fashion gold key into the even older door.

We got inside without our bodies separating from the other.

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This week, it really felt like our characters divided into teams or solo to go on their own adventures, so it will be interesting to see how, in the second half of the season, they all start coming together again. Hoyt and Bothered — Tara uses her old cage match moves to beat Jessica up for interrupting her neck sesh with Hoyt. Tara takes the abuse because of that maker bond, but we feel bad she is in another bad relationship. Hoyt comes over to discuss how Jessica must still care about him, but she thankfully tells him how bad his look is and how pathetic he sounds wanting her to deprave him.

Alcide swears a lot about J. Hot people against uggos, just the way all fights should go down!

Sookie POV. I stood in the doorway with my mouth open. I had walked over to the office of my FBI partner, and boyfriend, Bill Compton. Bill was seated at his desk with that bimbo secretary, Lorena, that he used to date, straddling his lap.

Here is a Harry who knows how to think and reason. Harry Potter – Rated: M – English – Drama – Chapters: It’s harder when the one you broke up with is trying to kill you. Following another ‘incident’ that put Kagome’s life in danger, Miroku introduces her to his boss’ little brother and owner of Akasaki Security. An offer is made and a deal is struck, but what is Bankotsu hiding, and how much more danger did Kagome put herself in?

Rated for the naughty things Inuyasha – Rated: M – English – Chapters: If he only had someone to love. Ask the seers for his destined soul mate. Albus Dumbledore had lost his chosen one.

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Gone are the love triangle woes and pining, and here to stay is political intrigue, religious philosophy, betrayal, and blood. But then again, there will always be blood. The Sookie-Alcide potential is on the back burner.

He drinks all the poison. Then when she wakes up and finds him dead, she wants to kill herself, too. So she kissed his lips to see if there is any poison left on his lips for her, so that she can die as well. She hopes that there might be some poison on his lips so she can be poisoned too and die like him.

Harris weaves humor with an edginess that makes for taut reading. Hamilton and Joe R. Lansdale … Ace should give Charlaine Harris plenty of room and the assurance of a multi-book contract. This is the best tongue-in-cheek vampire story I have ever read. I really enjoyed these. Harris has created a charming and winning character in Sookie Stackhouse … Wonderful characters, an inventive plot, and terrific situations.

She has a real feel for the world she has created and allows the willing suspension of disbelief to do its job. There is a joy and an innocence about the work that make it very appealing. The book is fast-paced, and the story line is intriguing. Harris playfully mixes several genres to make a new one that is her own bright creation. A rousing, hilarious, romantic read!

Kinda funny, kinda sexy, this book is for those who like their horror light. Harris has also learned the most important trick of this style of mystery series.

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The synopsis below may give away important plot points. Sookie asks about his ex, Debbie, who only moved out a month ago. Alicide’s sister Janice still hears from Debbie, he says. Sookie gets a call from Bill, who proceeds to dump Sookie and tell her he’s just had sex with Lorena.

He finally gives up on Sookie when it became clear she wasn’t about to stop chasing vampires, Sam takes only a few days to get over her and hook up with Nicole, and even shorter to fall in love with Nicole. Alcide Herveaux’s father and was a packmaster at one point a long time ago. Now he lives in a trailer home in Jackson, Mississippi.

Like it was the best thing in the world. To be honest… it was. We shared a look and got up to answer it together. Neither one of us were expecting anyone. We opened the door to see Alcide standing there with Jack and Carm. You have a key. Sookie smiled at the kids, high 5ing both, and invited them to help her make dinner.

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